A California test kitchen · Drop 01

We cook.
You judge.

A premium cart line developed like a test kitchen. We build strain-accurate flavor with our own cannabis-derived terpenes, release it in small numbered drops, and let the people who buy it decide what earns a full run.

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In the kitchen now — Drop 02 concept voting open · 3 flavors in development
Flagship
01
Shipping
Horchata
Warm cinnamon, sweet rice cream, a soft vanilla finish.
BaseDelta-9 · CDT
ProfileSweet · Spiced
Dominant terpsCaryophyllene
BatchSee COA

The lineup

Four flavors, each built around a real strain-accurate terpene profile. Every batch is lab-tested and published.

Flavor 01
Horchata
Warm cinnamon & sweet rice cream.
Caryophyllene · Linalool · Limonene
94% would re-up
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Flavor 02
Runtz
Candy-sweet, fruit-forward, faintly gassy.
Limonene · Caryophyllene · Linalool
91% would re-up
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Flavor 03
Grape Punch
Dark grape & berry, tart then sweet.
Myrcene · Caryophyllene · Pinene
88% would re-up
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Flavor 04
Blue Dream
Sweet blueberry over a soft herbal base.
Myrcene · Pinene · Caryophyllene
92% would re-up
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We cook, you judge.

The flavors you love stay. The ones you don't go back to the kitchen. Here's how a drop earns its place.

01

Cook

We develop strain-accurate flavor in the kitchen using cannabis-derived terpenes — no synthetics, no shortcuts.

02

Drop

Each flavor releases as a small, numbered batch. Limited by design, so every run is fresh.

03

Judge

Buy a drop, score it, weigh in on what we cook next. The community verdict is public and it counts.

04

Produce

Top-judged flavors earn a full production run. Everything else heads back to development.

Founders CollectionFor the first 500.

Made once, numbered, never restocked. Reserved for the people who judged us first.

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No. 001 / 500

Founders Tee

Heavyweight cotton, full back print. Gifted, not sold
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Numbered

Kitchen Crewneck

Boxy fit, cream colorway, back print. Gifted, not sold
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Accessory

Judge's Card

Engraved metal entry to the next drop. Gifted, not sold
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Set of 2

The Batch Log

Linen-bound tasting notebook + pen. Gifted, not sold

The Founders Collection isn't for sale. It's gifted to the first 500 — included with their numbered drop. Once they're claimed, the collection retires for good.

How to qualify →

Every batch,
on the record.

We publish the full Certificate of Analysis and terpene breakdown for every drop, and we name our CDT source. If it's in the cart, it's on the page.

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Cannabis-derived terpsVerified
Terpene % breakdownPer batch
CDT sourcingNamed
Pesticide / solvent screenPass
Batch No.See label

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